snacky snack
a tube shaped glob of grease filled processed meats, served skewered with a metal rod. they are usually rubber like in texture from sweating all day on an overly warm heat lamp. snacky snack s can be found at most mini marts, and gas station convenience stores. they are marketed as beef or chicken “tornadoes,” however it is unknown if they actually contain any amounts of beef or chicken.
roman sits on his -ss all day, d-ck in hand, before sauntering down to 7-eleven for a snacky snack. however, out of sheer excitement and lack of nutrition, roman is unable to control his bowel movements and he sh-t himself next to the cash register.
#p–p #snack #sh-t #nutrtion
tube shaped globs of grease filled processed meats, often served skewered with a metal rod. snacky snacks are usually rubber like in texture from sweating all day on a overly warm heat lamp. snacky snacks can be found often at most mini marts, and gas station convenience stores.
roman sits on his -ss all day, d-ck in hand, before going to 7 eleven for a snacky snack. however, he has trouble holding his bowel movements and sh-t himself next to the cash register.
#snack #snacky #sh-t #p–p
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