Snaek


a person who studies ie mugs all day for exams and has no life. typically, he is a closet mugger and tells people he does not mug while secretly as a snake, he studied his -ss off. hence, the term snaek. note that you spell it as snaek and not snake.
jock: my g-d you study so much!
jonathan: nah i don’t study much at all…

jock: please, you do, that’s why you score so well for your exams!
jonathan: i swear, i don’t.
jock: psshh, you snaek…

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