snail farmer
what you tell your friends you do for a living to explain all the snail trails left by a ladies juices all over your dress shirt because she used your face as a saddle before going out for the evening.
sorry i’m late guys…. oh my shirt… i am a snail farmer now, didn’t i tell you?
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