Snail Neglect
snail slime has become increasingly popular as a treatment for wrinkles. it is believed that the slime possesses anti-wrinkle properties though whether this is true is sorely debated. day in day out, snails that would go about minding their own business, terrorising lettuces and meaning no harm to us, are abused and neglected for their slime. this sort of treatment must stop. if you are against snail abuse and neglection text snail to 07842 (texts cost £2) or donate £30 today to bring snail abusers to justice. we have rights so do they. eventually, we should get around to stopping the french eating them, stopping kids throwing them at walls for pleasure, but for now we feel this is the ultimate issue. snail slime is not needed when we can all age gracefully.
thank you.
“stop snail neglect”
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