an incredibly slow c-mmer.
britney’s hand cramped up so much during the lengthy handjob she was giving justin, she was convinced he had snail nut.
using defecation a pretense to use the bathroom for masturbation. the other day, i went into the work bathroom for defebation, and my boss was none the wiser.
- ciara casper
when you meet her your life will change for ever even if she doesn’t like you she is beautiful pretty and perfect she was a great best friend and my only friend but i had to leave her because i wasn’t good enough for her to even bother to care or like me. when you […]
a stupid -ss person who thinks that they’re funny. they have the iq of a pea. -says something stupid-, stop being such a kairui!
- rest one's eyes
a term used meaning to sleep, most commonly a nap. “you going to sleep man?” “yes, one must rest one’s eyes.”
- f*ck ya couch
meaning for when u dont give a f-ck f-ck ya couch d-ck!