Snail


f-cking at a very slow pace, e.g, slowly nailing someone.
she’s so fine, i’d love to snail her tonight!
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when someone pretends to give you a fist b-mp but at the last moment goes under and sticks out two fingers, making a snail. one person’s fist is the sh-ll and other person’s hand makes up the body, with the fingers as the eye stalks.
trying to snail maya, jay accidentally poked her left breast instead.
umm…a mullesk with a sh-ll that slides very slowly?
really, that’s really what aa snail is! not what these other people told you
students not actually in law school
it’s exam-time and the library is once again full of snails. i can’t get a f-cking seat anywhere!
smart and social animal. they like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. snails live in big houses with gardens. sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. one day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. french also like to eat snails.
oh look at that enormous snail! he is so superior and impressive! i’m going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.
an attractive girl who is interested in having s-x at any given time. a hot version of a sk-nk.

reason: girls get wet and leave snail trails… ie: they are “snails.”
“jonny you need to get to this party asap, it’s crawling with snails”

“man you should’ve seen this snail. she gave me a throbbing blue steel the cat wouldn’t scratch. i was about to fold her in half squishy side out right there at the library.”
a mix of snow, rain and hail.
man, i just got caught in a snail storm. totally bogus!
a turbocharger, named so because of its similarity in appearance to a snail’s circular sh-ll.
that snail is laggy piece of sh-t

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