snail’s landing
when a woman sits down on the toilet but didn’t realize that the toilet’s lid was down.
“i went to sit down on the toilet but i forgot to look to see if the lid was up. the toilet lid made contact with everything. everything. it was like a snail’s landing upon the toilet seat.”
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