Snails or Oysters?


1. a question as to one’s s-xual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie spartacus (1960).
2. a reference to male or female genitalia.
3. an invitation to bis-xual behavior.
“do you like snails or oysters?”
“my taste includes both snails and oysters”

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