Snake-maker


a young jerkoff. usually a jerkoff because he’s too young to be having s-x but is randy as a son-of-a-b-tch. when he’s not jerking off, he’s practicing by making snakes with his play-doh. not to be confused with a sock-stuffer.
brian is a total snake-maker, you can see it in his eyes when he’s rolling the play-doh. may be time for his parents to have “the talk” with him.

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