Snake pit
a gathering of easy middle aged women or drunk college girls at any location serving alcohol.
“dan get in the truck. lets go down to the snake pit and find a b-tch to f-ck the gay out of you.”
a popular game played by party goers across the world. one woman gets naked, kneels in the centre of a circle and plays with herself while any number of men (depending of the number of partic-p-nts) slaps her in the noggin’ with their soft c-cks. if you crack a stag then you’re out! this continues until only one soft c-ck remains who gets to root the woman. (v–gr- is usually available in case he can’t get it up at all)
i was at a friends house last night and we had a great game of snake pit. i didn’t win cause i stagged it up early right in the chicks face. nick won in the end, he’s the local snake pit champion, he’s got the softest c-ck in the west.
when a girl has two or more d-cks in her at once
…dude your girl friend sure does like d-ck. yeah she’s a regular snake pit.
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