snakedick


a medically-recognized condition where in your p-n-s turns into a poisonous serpent.
tycho: “i take eleven pills a day just so i don’t see monsters.”

gabe: “that’s a lot. you get any side-effects?”

tycho: “yeah. snaked-ck.”

gabe: “is that really bad, or really awesome?”

tycho: “it depends on what you want to do with your d-ck.”
when the p-n-s sheds all of its skin, like a snake.
you better stop going to glory holes. they’ll give you snaked-ck.
a highly skilled operator. able to hide in plain sight and kill at will.
james bond is a snaked-ck.

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