snakes with tits
women. especially those that leave you when the money runs out.
rob: did you hear that laura dumped me?
dave: no, why?
rob: probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
dave: f-ckin’ women !
rob: i think you mean “snakes with t-ts!”
dave: exactly !
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