snap a duece
a sh-t while in a public bathroom, that you do not flush, knowing someone else will have to gag at the sight… crying, “oh snap!” people who snap a duece are either proud of their mess and want witnesses or have a good laugh while sh-tting and thinking about the “oh snap” moment that renders the stall useless until the cleaners get called in.
andrew – “why are you smiling coming out of the washroom? did you snap a duece or something?”
jonny – “oh man, my sh-t was a weird grey color! i just couldn’t flush it. the janitor probably won’t believe it either! i can just imagine the snap on his face.”
andrew – “it does make you laugh a bit – snapping a duece.”
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