snap fart
a particular type of flatulence wherein the fart produces a short, sharp snap or pop and nothing more, as opposed to a long, drawn out tone or a raspberry.
i leaned back in my chair and accidentally let a snap fart go at the office, but i don’t think anyone noticed.
i was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
a completely unexpected fart which is not allowed to completely be expelled. instead, immediately and conscieously cut off by the -ss cheeks thus, making a “snap” or brief, high pitched sound.
“she tried to pretend it was her shoes but i know d-mn well that matilda from the accounting department let a snap fart in the lunch line!”.
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