Snapchatographic memory


the unfortunately much more common alternative to photographic memory, ie, only remembering potentially memorable moments in short snippits.

frustratingly short recollection of an important event.
why don’t i remember anything from my lectures when my exam is tomorrow?! d-mn snapchatographic memory!!!

that girl that i took home last night was soooo hot! if only i could remember her face! f-cking snapchatographic memory, you strike again!

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