Snapping Turtle
when giving a slow bl-w j-b the girl bites the guys p-n-s just before his climax.
the guy p-ssed me off so i gave him a snapping turtle.
when a guy mouth f-cks a girl so hard, he snaps her neck.
man, i knew tyrone’s monster c-ck was going to give her the snapping turtle sooner or later.
when having to deficate really bad, have your lover press their tongue between your b-tt cheeks, then trying to see how many times you can release and pull in the t-rd before pinching it off in their mouth.
last night i snapped my turtle 11 times before i pinched it off in tiffany’s mouth.
greg: i just got dumped by my girl
tony: what for?
greg: i accidentally played the snapping turtle game when i had diarrhea, i totally shat all over her face.
tony: that sucks a fat one dude.
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