Snapple Fact #69
a allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. to attempt to p-ss off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.
it is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
examples include:
slanderous
snapple fact # 69: that girl is a total b-tch.
ridiculous
snapple fact # 69: the sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.
verbal -ssault
snapple fact #69: go f-ck yourself
statement
snapple fact #69: your mom is a wh-r-.
question
snapple fact #69: can i put the head in?
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