snapple
snuggling and napping at the same time.
i was trying to be really sweet with my girlfriend by telling her that i wanted to nap and snuggle but instead i said “i just want to snapple”
“hey baby, wanna snapple? 😉 ”
“i was wondering when you’d ask”
origin: straight from god’s womb
definition: the best d-mn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or god. only the almighty know of the secrets of what the “best stuff on earth” is, but who really cares, it tastes d-mn fine going down. and the flavor cannot be beat. from banana to lemon, snapple is indeed, what jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. so if you ask, what would jesus do, i can reply that he would drink snapple. and yes, i know jesus.
d-mn that snapple be fine, dawg, share me some!
a more exciting way to say snap! when you and someone else share the same view point!
imogen: i love jake gyllenhaal!
rachel: snapples!
an infusion of tin and apple. thus, snapple
“here, eat this snapple.”
*bite* “ow! what is this?”
“why, it’s an infusion of tin and apple.”
a drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. advertised as ‘made with the best stuff on earth’, and supposedly healthy. sometimes used as a subst-tute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look ‘cool’. popular among the upper middle cl-ss and h-m-s-xuals (i don’t know why).
dude : why do you drink so much snapple tyler ?
tyler : ’cause c-ke eats your bones. gaaaahh!
it can be used it two different ways.
way 1:to give credit to someone for doing something. instead of saying words like props,or points you say snapples.
way 2:to express your state of shock or the impression something made on you
way 1: what you did for that poor guy was so nice, snapples.
way 2: *someone does a trick* oh snapples, that was bangin’ yo’.
an american soft drink with lots of empty calories and tooth-rotting sugar to boot. a sure way to become a diabetic in no time at all.
that dude is a snapple head. what a loser!
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