Snapzheimer
brain trauma caused by snapchat memory loss. snapzheimer is when you forget what was spoken in mid conversation. thank you snapchat for making everything forgettable.
dude, i totally forgot what we were talking about!
– snapzheimer, man, it’s real.
sh-t.
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