snark

(n) a cigarette, in particular a marlboro red.

(v) the act of smoking said cigarette
yo n-gg- you trying to snark a snark? i’m finna elevate this buzz
noun
combination of “snide” and “remark”. sarcastic comment(s).
also snarky (adj.) and snarkily (adv.)
his commentary was rife with snark.
“your boundless inept-tude is astounding,” she snarkily declared.
use of sarcasm or malice in speech. commonly found in the livejournal community. also snarky, snarkiness.
not to be snarky, but i don’t see how what you’re saying makes any sense.

“oh, well, -that’s- a good idea. how about we -all- follow -you- and jump off a cliff like lemmings?” she said snarkily.
n.

1. biting, cruel humor or wit, commonly used to verbally attack someone or something.
“wow, this quicken stuff is great: i can see how frelled i am by week, month, or even full color pie chart!”
verbal ingenuineness that is brief, subtle, yet quite stabbing. snark is often marked by deep creativity & use of psychological attack. it employs coldbloodedness and is best served unprovoked. snark can contain hidden complimentary meaning under a mean face, but it hurts more than it strengthens.

usu found in adjective form: “snarky”: making use of snark.
“you looked at me like a snark while your head was extremely mentally blocked.”
#frank black #narc #narq #black #verbal combat #chicanery #bombastic #lay waste to
a creature defined in lewis carroll’s “the hunting of the snark”. decribed as those creatures “that have feathers, and bite, and those that have whiskers, and scratch”.
“if your snark be a snark, that is right:
fetch it home by all means—you may serve it with greens,
and it’s handy for striking a light.
you may seek it with thimbles—and seek it with care;
you may hunt it with forks and hope;
you may threaten its life with a railway-share;
you may charm it with smiles and soap—”
#boojum #mystical #creature #lewis carroll #hunt #boosnark
smart -ss remark

wow, that’s a cool shirt, bob. snark, snark

can be used in a joking manner with friends who play gotcha games.
#talk smack #ridicule #tease #taunt #mock #put down #diss
the most dangerous creature in all the animal kingdom. a combination shark-snake (snark) with a wingspan of over 8 feet! the snark is capable of flying at speeds of up to 86.5 miles per hour, reaching alt-tudes greater than 15,000 feet. with its telescopic eyesight, it is able to locate prey from above 10,000 feet above its hunting grounds. the snark feeds primarily in coastal locations, but has been known to venture inland in search of prey. feeds primarily on unsuspecting children, but is capable of taking down a full sized adult human. also the snark seems to have a taste for midgets (it is not known why at this time, but research is ongoing. some scientists believe the excrete a pungent odor that attracts female snarks in heat, while others speculate they have a “sweet tasting flesh.”) the only defense against an attacking snark is to run to the nearest marine for help, they are defenseless against marines. though it has been said that snarks are able to burrow underground, these “rumors” are unfounded.
the snark ate your baby!, did you see the size of that snark?
#snerk #sna-rk #snake/shark #shark/snake #flying man-bear-pig