snarkalepsy
(n.) a widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pr-nounced “snarkiness” without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol’ bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a p-sser-by) a full measure, br-mm-ng over.
the condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one’s peer a serious verbal beat-down).
snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, abraham lincoln called stephen dougl-ss a “no good pirate hooker” in the midst of a debate.
paul: “i was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy.”
oprah: “paul, that’s such sad news.”
paul: “oh, you have opinions? neat.”
oprah: “well that was very rude.”
paul: “…i’m sorry, i snarked out for a minute, what happened?”
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