snarkjitsu
the martial art of throwing and deflecting snark.
veronica raised her children in the art of snarkjitsu.
son: “lily made me carry the watermelon up the stairs instead of taking the elevator. it’s her fault i fell because it was too hard to walk with a watermelon.”
veronica: “aww, you should write a book about it, and call it ‘i don’t know how to walk with a watermelon.’ maybe it will be a best seller and you can use the royalties to pay someone to carry your watermelons in the future.”
Read Also:
- Slagaroo
a female who often engages in casual s-x only to hop to the next partner moments later. slag + kangaroo (get it?) = slagaroo ‘oh nicky you are such a slagaroo’
- slambore
even wors than a slamhog. i cant think of one person that slambore hasnt slept with.
- slango
a word that describes a style, and manner of speaking. slango is a mix of slang, lingo, and tango. a kind of ghetto way of speaking m: your so slangoless b: yeah, right now i am, but im never wackst–z
- three honey bee
a large girl up to 300 pound.with a honey bee shaped booty, or b-tt also used for the largest girl in a group of girls.can be both negative and positive. if i get drunk enough i will leave with a three honey bee. or i get the skinny one and you get the three honey […]
- Keg Patrick's Day
the sat-rday closest to st. patrick’s day when it falls on a boring weekday. this may include a city parade where everyone drinks, followed by a night getting even more drunk. seamus: dude, st. pattie’s day is on a tuesday this year! that sucks! connor: yeah, but at least we can celebrate keg patrick’s day […]