snarkjitsu


the martial art of throwing and deflecting snark.
veronica raised her children in the art of snarkjitsu.

son: “lily made me carry the watermelon up the stairs instead of taking the elevator. it’s her fault i fell because it was too hard to walk with a watermelon.”

veronica: “aww, you should write a book about it, and call it ‘i don’t know how to walk with a watermelon.’ maybe it will be a best seller and you can use the royalties to pay someone to carry your watermelons in the future.”

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