Snarkling


to lick the man’s boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.
the lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.
a mischief maker.
“goodbye, snarklings! don’t get into trouble!”
the noise and action a small dog makes when it gets overexcited.it is caused by a collapsing windpipe.
when we came back from holidays the chihuahua was so excited he started snarkling
portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a ‘parking’ sp-ce in san francisco and ‘snarling’, hence snarkling. everyone in the city knows the experience.
when i tried to get to your wedding i wound up snarkling for half an hour and then i gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until i double-parked and got a ticket!

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