Snarktax
1. a mélange of “snarky” and “syntax” (n): the study of the rules for the formation of rudely sarcastic or disrespectful (snide) grammatical sentences in the english language; often depends largely on the poetic measure, or arrangement, of words in the phrase, or the combining of words to make new obnoxious ones.
2. an un-ssuming remark or observation that ends on a note facetious, or whose true, deliberate bad taste takes a moment to register or appear as it is “masked” by couth or wit.
usage:
-“have you been on gawker.com today?”
-“oooh, no not yet! why?”
-“there’s a story on that celebutante vomiting at a sotheby’s sale yesterday.”
-“ha! what’s the snarktax?”
-“the t-tle is simply: ‘vanderbilt vauction.'”
example of snarktax:
-“that’s the best thing i’ve ever heard…today.” (with little to no emphasis on “today”)
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