snart
when one farts and sneezes at the same time, regardless of which causes which
patti just snarted!
to sneeze and fart at the same time,
v. snarting
omg my allergys are acting up so bad i keep snarting.
to accidentally rip one when you sneeze
bless you. nasty! did you just snart?
when you sneeze and fart simultaneously.
girl 1: what was that?
girl 2: ooops!!! i snarted.
girl 1: what’s that?
girl 2: i was sneezing and i accidentally farted.
girl 1: thats disgusting, but hilarious.
when one sneezes and breaks wind at the same time. it is usually a result of the sudden abdominal muscle contractions -ssociated with supporting the diaphragm for the sneeze, thus triggering the fart.
when she snarts, i don’t know whether to say “g-d bless you” or “run like h-ll”.
when you sneez and accidentally fart as a result.
“aaaaa-choooo-pvvvvvvvvt-oooooo” (example of a snart)
(verb transitive)(as defined in the children’s book `ready, get set, snart!`) to fart and sneeze simultaneously. see also feeze
sally snarted dramatically then ran home to change her shorts.
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