snatch napkin
a sn-tch napkin is a tampon, so named because it soaks up blood in a sn-tch (sn-tch being slang for v-g-n-) like a napkin soaks up spilled juice or soda on a table.
guy: yeah, i gotta stop and get some sn-tch napkins for my girlfriend.
male friend: why does she need sn-tch napkins? she is one.
nonchalantly stated in the movie “i hope they serve beer in h-ll”, sn-tch napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sl-ts. it can almost literally be translated to: wh-r-, sl-t, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.
guy: “you’re such a sn-tch napkin hahaha”
girl: “oh my godddddd whats thattttt?”
guy: “oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to sn-tch things away from people and sh-t. don’t worry about it baby.”
girl: “ohhhh, well im a total sn-tch napkin then!”
guy: “snickering”
someone who is equal to a paper product rubbed between the female reproductive area otherwise known as worthless.
quit being a sn-tchnapkin and help us out
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