sneak one in


to try to have s-x with a woman while she is sleeping. usually this is done to a girlfriend or wife. otherwise some of the more conservative people could profile this act as rape.
guy 1: hey man what are you doing?
guy 2: nothing just at my house and my girl is asleep and i really need to bust a nut.
guy 1: i recommend you sneak one in.
guy 2: capital idea!

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