sneakers o’toole


a stubborn man who refuses to take his sneakers off. he also likes to a sing a jaunty tune whilst walking.
“i’m not takin my sneakers off, i am sneakers o’toole!”
sneakers o’toole is very fleet of foot, thanks to his spiffy sneakers.
as he jaunted away from the wouldbe sneaker taker offers, he declared, ‘i didn’t take my sneakers off. i’m still sneakers o’toole!”
he never takes his sneakers off.
“we will never get sneakers o toole to take his sneakers off. not in these shoes.”

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