Sneakthief
when you a sleep with a girl, wait till she falls asleep, then steal her money and c-m in her purse.
guy 1: “remember that fat chick i went home with the other night?”
guy 2: “yea”
guy 1: “you’ll be happy to know i sneakthiefed her. now we can pay the rent.”
a sneak-thief is any type of stealthy, ninjaesque, tricksy, pickpockety character in skyrim. hold guards spend much of their time talking down to sneak-thieves.
“hands to yourself, sneak-thief.”
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