Sneaky Beaver


an extremely sneaky person. synonymous with slippery pickle.
puckett: wow! neighbor is quite the sneaky beaver. you never know when or where he will pop up.
a term used by mlg announcer chris puckett that doesnt even make sense and doesnt involve -ss-ssinations.
… here goes tsquared going sneaky beaver
a cl-ssic tactic employed by ugly girls who have a hard time getting any, the sneaky beaver is when said girl slips some roofies into your drink and takes you back to her place. as you gradually come to a few hours later, you wonder what your p-n-s is doing in this stranger’s v-g-n-. then it hits you, “sh-t, it’s the sneaky beaver.”
“dude, i woke up last night mid-bone with julia. that b-tch got me with the sneaky beaver!”
when a guy or girl, gives oral without the other person knowing.
i was watching tv last night and sarah suprised me witha sneaky beaver!
alias for a girl that comes into a guys room and sucks his big, hard c-ck off while he’s sleeping. if the guy wakes up, he usually still pretends as though he is sleeping.
dude, i totally had a sneaky beaver come in on me last night at the hotel. when i woke up, i just put my hands on the back of her neck and slammed my d-ck into the back of her throat.

Read Also:

  • sneaky fast

    a term used to describe a fast, caucasian football player. brent musburger: jeff maehl, everyone, everyone, who plays him says he is sneaky fast. when you’re being so fast, you don’t even know you are being fast. stealing the bases in baseball, (according to our research teacher). or… when your learning is so sneaky-fast, that […]

  • sneaky vampire

    similar to the sudden werewolf, but can be done on any night. during doggystyle, right before climax, bite your partner on the neck. when he/she whips around and asks, “wtf?!”, shoot your man-milk right in their eyes (it’ll sting like garlic). when they search blindly for a weapon, turn into a bat and get the […]

  • Snicklefaffer

    adj. slang drunk or intoxicated. also see: trashed, wasted, smashed, etc. jan: what happened to you last night? krys: i don’t remember…i was snicklefaffered!

  • Snifferbuster

    a person, usually a dude that will hang out with a guy best friend and his best friends girl. the person usually will end up sitting in the corner of the room while his best friend gets action by his girlfriend. this person will usually accept that they are a loser and will most likely […]

  • Sniff 'n Whack

    the act of smelling/sniffing a girls v-g-n- or -sshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent. dude 1- “see that girl over there?” dude 2- “yeah why?” dude 1- “she forced me to sniff ‘n whack :/..” dude 2- “my condolences, dude….”


Disclaimer: Sneaky Beaver definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.