Sneaky Hairstylist


to finish -j-c-l-t-ng with your hand after s-x with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing s-m-n in it.
friend: “dude, what was wrong with that girl’s hair in you bed this morning?”

you: “oh, i gave her a sneaky hairstylist last night.”

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