Sneaky Librarian
slamming a book shut on someone’s junk while they are asleep.
my husband wouldn’t stop snoring so i got a dictionary and gave him a sneaky librarian.
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- sneaky-rock
to attack or injure (often as a result of friendly play) someone who is unprepared for an -ssault. “oh my god did you see that guy get sneaky-rocked by that foul ball?” “my roommate used my deodorant again so i sneaky-rocked him in the head when he got home from work.”
- Sneaky Sandusky
the act of hiding a baby or small child in the pants and abusing it. jerry sandusky experimented with this method but it was not as satisfactory as showering with small boys i was walking down the street going sneaky sandusky and n-body ever noticed
- Textnician
a master of crafting text messages andre’s texts always achieve what he wants them to. he truly is a textnician.
- Sneezy Poo
when you sneeze, and it feels like you have to take a sh-t during (or after) you sneeze. you: achoo! friend: ha ha, sneezy poo? you: oh gosh… i really did have to p–p.
- Textpletives
textspeak versions of expletives. instead of writing out the entire word, the expression is shortened to only a few letters. wtf, omg, and various other textpletives