Sneaky Pints


the act of going to the pub with one or more colleagues during work hours for beer. the best way to do this is to arrange a false meeting that your boss thinks you’re attending while in reality you and the dude from the finance department will be downing pints at an irish pub.
1 pm thursday afternoon:

colleague 1 – “hey yuri, don’t forget about our 3 o’clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown”

colleague 2 – “oh i wouldn’t miss that meeting for the world christian”

3 pm friday afternoon

colleague 1 – “man is this a good guinness!”

colleague 2 – “pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!”

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