Spetsnaz


russian military special forces that give the u.s. navy seals a run for their money. the spetsnaz are the most bad-ss bad-sses in the world. their main strategic is to rush the enemy, going in all guns-a-blazing, and they’re the team every call of duty player wants to be on.
tactical nuke is launched.
navy seals: tactical nuuuuuke!!!!!!!!
spetsnaz: (calmly), enemy nuke incoming…. yay
spehtz-nahz

russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced cqb, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

although they lost their fame at the end of the cold war, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

see also gru.
“i’d like to take spetsnaz training so i can fight like those guys from the hunted.”
-me
an umbrella term for any special forces in russian.
historically, the term referred to the military special units controlled by the military intelligence service gru, the spetsnaz gru. currently, the term is also used to describe any special purpose units or task forces of other ministries (even the ministry of emergency situations special rescue unit), also in some other post-soviet countries.
noun: a russian special operations division formed during the cold war. famous for uniform production of total bad-sses by way of extreme training

verb: to achieve a goal in an extreme, bad-ss, or simply awesome manner. bonus points for crazy stunts, unusual weapons, and explosions.

see also: backflip hatchet attack
some f-ckwad was speaking against the glorious motherland (mother russia), so i spetsnazed him to death and burned his house down.
a name that once had some value, it was the name of the russian elite forces. after the falling of the berlin-wall and the collapse off ussr it lost it flame.
a b-tthole used it as his nickname for a game called ravenshield
a b-tthole with an age that is not allowed ot buy beer
someone whos f-cked in the head because he was f-cked in the -ss by his sister with borrowed d-ld- from the cci fetish-boyz
an -ssf-cked person

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