sneaky saget
the act of taking your d-ck and slamming it into a drawer, thereby flattening your schl-ng. you then sh-t in the girl’s mouth, duct tape her mouth closed, and slide your d-ck into her -ss like a credit card and scream “i want shoes, b-tch.”
and you do all of this while listening to the m-rs-illaise and pray that germany doesn’t rape your -ss again
tim is well loved by the ladies for his sneaky saget.
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when one wipes his/her -n-l crack with another individual’s nose, thus riding someone’s snot like a horse jockey. this may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation. after bob fell asleep, charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey’d the h-ll out of bob’s face.
- snow peach
inserting an ice cube or snow ball inside the v-g-n- immediately following s-xual intercourse. joe told c-ssie he was gonna give her a snow peach after she said “no” to a chilly taco. little did she know they’re the same thing.
- vigasshole
when you have -n-l s-x to hard with a b-tch, and you rip the cuzif causing it to be one big hole. man i ficked tha donkey so hard i ripped her a vig-sshole
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masturbating outside. it is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure. “i’ll be right in dear! i’m just cranking the ol’ nantucket pork weasel!