Snot Jockey
when one wipes his/her -n-l crack with another individual’s nose, thus riding someone’s snot like a horse jockey.
this may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation.
after bob fell asleep, charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey’d the h-ll out of bob’s face.
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- snow peach
inserting an ice cube or snow ball inside the v-g-n- immediately following s-xual intercourse. joe told c-ssie he was gonna give her a snow peach after she said “no” to a chilly taco. little did she know they’re the same thing.
- vigasshole
when you have -n-l s-x to hard with a b-tch, and you rip the cuzif causing it to be one big hole. man i ficked tha donkey so hard i ripped her a vig-sshole
- flipmo
vigilant #isonews operator, bitter swede and probably better than you. 16:58:31 – billy was kicked by flipmo (idiot)
- Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel
masturbating outside. it is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure. “i’ll be right in dear! i’m just cranking the ol’ nantucket pork weasel!
- l33tosexual
an extreme computer geek, obsessed with linux, who uses l33t to discuss their s-xual activity. the l33tos-xual was ‘humping ht emainframe ports’