Sneaky Strudel
an event describing the result of masturbating over someone’s face, waking the sleeper as -j-c-l-t–n occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.
my wife wanted to sleep in and i wanted a quickie before departing for work. instead, i simply gave her a sneaky strudel.
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