Sneaky Turkey


a sneaky turkey occurs when one is at a renaissance fair (or any other venue that sells turkey legs) and the man inserts the turkey leg into the girl’s v-g-n-….-n-l insertion may be performed as well, however, this designates the ‘smokey turkey’ due to discoloration. both s-xual acts end with the unlucky girl being force to exclaim ‘gobble gobble’.
after giving this chick a sneaky turkey her vag smelled like thanksgiving.

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