snedge

to snedge
v. snedged, (snedge•ing, snedg•es, snedg•er)
v. intr.

to attempt to sniff or gain pleasure by sniffing the bicycle seats belonging to girls, particularly schoolgirls.
sports. to engage in snedging.
to sniff or smell something inappropriate; insult: coaks is an unmighty snedger, boy.
from khark (cork)
you langer, boy, i saw you snedging at st mary’s school for girls, like.
little-known geordie/north-east term for snow
hawway man lets gan ootside, theres f-kkan snedge everywhere, get yer speedos and t-short leek
the type of person that gets you to do their job for them, because they have a p-ssy bit of power, and after you break your b-ll-cks doing it, they “forget” to say thanks, and take all the credit.
see sh-thead also me feiner
that snedge has just gone on his fourth snedgin’ holiday this year, last time he brought back what looked like a new personality but it turned out to be a nasty little disease. snedgetastic!
versatile verb adjetive,noun
snedgesnedgin’/snedgingsnedgiest
snedge off
p-ss up a snedgin’ rope go away
snedgetasticwonderful
snedgeville where snedges hang
snedge petal female loved one
snedgearama where many snedges hang
snedge breath morning breath
snedge face ugly person
“you big snedge”
“i fell off the roof of my house and that bleedin snedge just stood there and laughed as the ambulance crew were removing the garden rake from my snegin’ left b-ttock”
person who is always trying to make themselves look good, but only ends up doing the opposite

see david brent: character from bbc tv’s “the office”

see gareth: character from bbc tv’s “the office”
i like to do the best job that is humanly possible while still remaining dashing and attractive to those who have to work with me, because it is only fair to them, and they appreciate that, i’ve been thinking about giving cl-sses, but you know, i’m far to busy..