Sneeze Constipation
successfully suppressing or delaying a sneeze so as not to interrupt a conversation, phone call, task or meeting, but feeling cheated because the sinus clearing gratification of a good sneeze never comes.
jackson calls dawn
dawn: hi jackson
jackson: how was your day?
(pause)
jackson: dawn? … dawn you there?
dawn: whoa, no, i mean yes… i just stopped a sneeze cuz i couldn’t hit the mute b-tton soon enough. d-mn, now i can’t sneeze, it’s like i have sneeze constipation!
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