sneezebarf
when you’re drunk like a motherf-cker, you feel you need to sneeze (what could go wrong, right?) but you end up barfing all over whoever/whatever you’re facing.
-hey dude, did you hear what happened last night? jennifer, that f-cking c-nt ex-girlfriend of mine, tried to get into tiger, tiger completely sh-tfaced. the bouncers stopped her of course and while arguing, she accidentally sneezebarfed all over them!
-awesome, hope she got spanked!
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