Sneizure

1. sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.

2. sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.
i move a lot when i sneeze and it looks like i’m also having a seizure.

that sneeze was a sneizure.
an over-exaggerated sneeze, usually including excessive noises, movements, and the knocking of things over.

disturbance of regular life is common with sneizures.
guy 1: hey man, ah… ah. ahhh. choo chee ahhhs chiii aiiiighhh chi! -flail-

-dog falls to it’s knees-

guy 2: dude… cover that sneizure. you killed my dog.
it’s when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.
” i watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that i thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! ”
often confused with a seizure or panic attack, a sneizure is a series of short sneezes that occur one after the other, somewhat resembling a seizure. once eight sneezes have occured sequentially, it is said to be the equivalent of an -rg-sm.
yeah, i just had a sneizure.
a sneeze with the power of a seizure
person 1: ahhh chu!!!!
person 2: dude, that was loud.
person 1: i think i just had a sneizure (proceeds to blow nose in pain).
rapid sneezing – having a sneeze attack – several sneezes back to back…
during pollen season i have reoccurring sneizures, sometimes lasting more than a minute.
chronic condition of repeated sneezing tantrums often exacerbated when going from dark to light areas or generally being oversensitive to anything sneezing related.
i would buy my girlfriend flowers but she is allergic to everything and it gives her sneizures.

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