snelch
the art of -j-c-l-t-ng on another’s hand, then snorting the s-m-n through a nostril.
guy 1: i snelched a line right off this hot chick’s hand last night!
guy 2: …
a snelch is a felch through the nose.
the ‘sn’ adapted from snort. and ‘elch’ from felch.
she said no to f-lch-ng so i gave her a snelching.
(verb) to snelch: the act or acts of releasing gases from ones sn-tch in a belching fashion.
(noun) a snelch: the gases that come from the v-g-n-l cavity after said release.
person a: this b-tch i met at the silver bullet can snelch like none other.
person b: dude, thats nasty! did her snelch smell up the room?
person a: yes, it smelled like glitter-perfume mixed with sn-tchy–ss.
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