the act of sneaking into someone’s house and having s-x with their mother.
tom: hey marc what did you do this weekend?
marc: oh you know, i went snerping at mary’s house.
- busted pipe
the act of a woman biting down on your d-ck with all her might until it ruptures, resulting in a busted pipe my girl friend found out about my side b-tch and gave me a busted pipe.
- stiff kitty
when the girl is bent over and you’re doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her b-tt. she goes still and howls like a cat who just has it’s tail stepped on… a stiff kitty! i gave her a stiff kitty last night
the place where homestuck is set. it’s really like earth but the sun is wayyyyyyyyyyyy hotter and blinded terezi gc: how tf did you blind me ag: you looked into the sun of alternia. you should know it’s super hot
somebody who is obsessed with ridiculous pursuits, lacks social charm, and generally does not know how to live on this world as a human. wow, this history bowl conference is full of psyons.
the fear of caterpillars crawling up your little, tight -sshole. guy #1: dude i cant this off my mind. guy #2: what? guy #1: i have to tell you. i have eterucareptansauteminimastrictanoestaphobia