Snickers Diet


a trendy diet by which an individual consumes nothing but one snickers bar per day, then works a 15 hour retail shift. at the end of said shift the individual then goes home and crashes and repeats again until the desired amount of weight is lost. said individual will lose m-ss amounts of weight prompting co-workers to ask if they are sick.
billy bob: hey man you look sick; are you ok?

zoran: naw man i’m on this snickers diet and i lost all this weight so it’s cool brother!

billy bob: you look like skeletor

zoran: alright man, coolio!!

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