snife


similar to the spork or foon, a snife is a spoon and a knife joined together. first thought to be useful for eating soup, the snife is now most commonly used for stabbing. shadow of pi forums was the inventor of the snife.
i’ll stab you with my snife!

that is the shiniest snife i have ever seen!
adj. doing something very jack-ssly.
dude, you just stole my ciggarettes, that was so snives of you.
where you snort another persons biffin/grundle.
would you like a snife?
you bet!
a spoon that is also a knife
i pulled a snife out of a sink and used it to cut food and than use it for a spoon…. also i used a snife to shank this guy
a d-ld- made of stone with a picture of a duck carved in to it
hmm nice snife billy may i see it
a knife used to cut families.
i’m gonna cut your family, with a big snife!
a mythical creature, that is known for being illusive, tricksy and all around awsome. if ever seen the snife would be a super-green color. not much else is known of these beings.
here we have a rare glimpse of the snife in his natural habitat!

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