Sniff Alert


when you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn’t walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.
-person walks in- you: sniff sniff cough intruder: oh, you’re sh-tting in here. thanks for the sniff alert

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