sniffer
someone who has a s-xual fetish for nuzzling someone else’s -sshole with their nose.
mike’s a sniffer. those girls at the bar just want to get sniffed.
a male who sniffs around girls.
as in, one who attempts to ingratiate himself to a clique of attractive young women, in the hopes that he will copulate.
then promptly moves to another clique when rejected.
look at him sniffing around her again! (sniff sniff)
someone (usually a geeky little dweeb) that sniffs around a bird that you are trying to bang, even tho they know you like her!! tryin’ to get in there before you when you know they haven’t got a chance because you and her have been emailing all day at work, rippin’ the -rs- out of this little pest!!
look at that little worm sniffing around natalie again! he’s got no chance man, he looks like mr beans stunt double! he’s such a little sniffer!
the front row of a strip club. so close you can sniff the presentation.
sniffers bro, sniffers
you and your girl are getting it on and your creepy friend and/or roommate is creeping outside your door and breathing deep.
george: what the h-ll are you doing outside my door?!?!?!
steve: nothing man… i heard a strange noise and thought i would just check it out….
george: i could see your feet under the door and could hear you breathing -sshole!! your such a sniffer!!!
someone who has a s-xual fetish for sniffing their own or their partners j-zz, -ss juice lady j-zz or all of the above mixed together. after a good ramming they may tend to rub a hand over their nasty region pull it up to their face and sniff hard.
i cant believe my gf is a f-cking sniffer
a sniffer, also commonly referred to as an “-ss kisser,” is one whom, basically, can’t leave a person alone. a sniffer, will perform such actions as, following one around, calling or texting someone to almost no end, over complimenting a person to gain one’s attention, and paying frequently unexpected visits to one’s home.
sniffers can be commonly noticed at parties, events, family functions, in the work environment, and most social gatherings.
did you go to dad’s house party? there sure were a lot of sniffers that wouldn’t leave him alone.
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