sniffles


the act of sniffing for two hours straight during the finals and being annoying to everyone around you
david: “yo, did you hear hermit have the sniffles during chemisty?
peter: “yeah, must be allergic to hair oil..”
a word girls use on the intarweb to make people feel sorry for them.
i lubbed u -sniffle-
no you didn’t.
>:( omfgwtfhalalsandwich u dikhed
the most annoying noise that you hear during a test, or when someone has a cold. when someone is crying or trying to make another person feel bad for them. in a text it is put in between stars ( -sniffle- ) to show the action
1: your a loser
2: -sniffle-
1: yeah cry about it
also known as a cold, when one’s nose is runny and makes noises when breathing which distract and disgust everyone around. “sniffles” is commonly used by grandmothers in conversations with their grandchildren.
aw, you have the sniffles? let me get you a tissue out of my purse.
sniffles is like the common cold where you have a blocked nose and have to sniff but its sounds alot cooler! plus the sniffles is a more serious case of sniffling and really irritating to the people around someone with the sniffles. found by the french in the 16th century and still the only known cure is time.
oh no! katie has the sniffles.
something one would say when sad, or upset in some matter. not deeply troubled, just a minor conflict. not to be used when someone dies, or anything in that nature.
girl 1: hey look i stopped that goal!
girl 2: but you used your feet.
girl 1: is that bad?
girl 2: yes.
girl 1: sniffle.

-note- i used the sport field hockey in the p-ssage above, where you cannot use your feet. so all you soccer/football fans calm down.
when you c-m in a girl’s nose.
“i blasted this chick with a bad case of the sniffles over there by the golden tee machine.”

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